NYARGL! Yeah, that's kinda my word now. Pronounced as is written - basically a bunch of unintelligible junk used in any situation. Yeah.
I've developed yet another crush. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not a slut (SHUT UP) and I'm not the kinda person who falls in and out of love easily..
But I get crushes like they're going out of style. Since joining college, that number has been going up by.. a lot. Here's a list. Not in order;
1. Media Teacher. Had a dream about him, mentioned in a previous blog.
2. American assistant teacher. Looks like Katy Perry, only taller with lighter hair. Mmn.
3. R. Not giving you his full name. I cant decide if he's good looking or not.
4. Lewis. Hates Twilight, but likes Vampires. Known him since childhood.
5. Kat. Welsh, but you wouldn't know it. Gorgeous blue eyes.
6. J. Photography. Looks a bit like Emilie's ex Andy, only it works for him.
I've only been in college since September. Yeah.
And yes, I have had dirty thoughts/dreams about the majority of the people on this list >_>
Thursday, 26 November 2009
Monday, 23 November 2009
List of things I DID NOT need today
Number one on the list: I got rained on. Three whole times.
Number two: I was wearing boy jeans. No one noticed.
Three: I got accussed of being a 'Hayley wannabe'. Because I'm ginger.
Four: I burnt myself on fags. A total of five times.
Five: The perma-headache's back.
Six: Phone died. Mid-rant about the Hayleyhater.
Seven: I nearly snapped my key in half.
8: Dropped a laptop on my foot. Fucking ouch.
9: Recieved dirty looks from old best-friends, for making up with another best friend.
10: Kept thinking about French-talking werewolf dream. Said dream consisted of me sleeping with my media teacher. This was in media.
Eleven: A guy walked into the girls bathroom - As I was moaning about period pains.
12: Kept expecting text messages from Tasha, telling me Rhia's cheating. They never came, they never will, but I'm paranoid.
13: I don't have a thirteenth, but thirteen's my lucky number. Some good needs to come from this blog post, surely.
Saturday, 21 November 2009
20 days later
I remembered I had a blog. Uhmm, yeah.
I'm sat listening to the sound of rain, hugging a plush rabbit, craving a fag and I have a towel wrapped around my head, coss I've just dyed the bottom of my hair purple. Mmmn, purple. Yeah, theres no one in the house. Which wasn't the case about twelve hours ago. Twelve hours ago I was fast asleep, snuggling Rhia, having a dream about werewolves.
Yeah, the whole "I want my ex back, I love her so much." routine I was doing? I'm so over that shit. O-VER it. Yeah. I got absoloooooootleh fuckin' trashed (crunk/mashed/whatever) a coupla weeks back, and I was sat in a field, crying, listening to random music on my iPod, yelling at the stars saying shit like 'Why wont she love me?!' It took Cody about an hour to make me shut up. Yeah.
My father's such a man slag. The toss pot's either at Nats, Mandys, Ellens, or he might be in Coventry having a 'cuppa with the lads'. I don't know. Don't care, either, means I can have a fag in the warmth of the house. Mmmn. Warmth. Speaking of warmth, I now know how nice it is to wake up at eight, and in a half-sleeping stupor, snuggle yourself into the arms of yer lover and just lie there for hours talking about nonsense. Mmmn. S'better than a hot waterbottle. Kisses better than a hot water bottle, too.
Oh, wait, yeah..
I'm talking about Rhia by the way (:
Sunday, 1 November 2009
Yes, Emilie, Happy Halloween!
RIGHTO. It has been a long time, no?
Well, actually, it has. So shut up.
AND WHAT A BLOODY WEIRD TIME IT HAS BEEN.
I can smell ham. The house smells like ham and weed. Ahhh, party ftw.
Anyway. Yeah.
I'll start from Friday. Coss that's when things got interesting.
Ohwait, before I do.. Becca dumped me. Yes, but you wouldn't know it...
Friday started off like normal Fridays. I went to college. But I went to college dressed as Mihael Keehl from Death Note. Coss I'm that cool. So yeah. Went college, and then came home. Got ready for a gig, and then went town. Met Beckie (Who I will call 'Beer'), Chris and Becca (Fairy. My ex), Beer's boyfriend, and his friend. OFF TO THE GIG WE WENT. Well, after I snaffled a fag from Fairy and a can of coke from Beer.
The gig was Christian, surprisingly. But it was also pretty awesome. That finally finished at about ten. Which was when Fairy's mommy and daddy came to pick me, Beer, Chris and Fairy up, to take us back to Fairy's house.
We got back at about half ten/quarter to eleven. Mommy and daddy promptly went to bed. Us three promptly went to kitchen. In said kitchen we cooked a bunch of pizza's, drank a load of Budwiser and Jack Daniels, and had banterful times. We ended up painting Beer in Nutella, which was fun. For the most part, I was lying on Fairy's legs. Because I am lazy, and she is comfy. So yes. After eating, we took all the Bud into the living room, and lolled on the sofa. And by lolling on the sofa I mean Beer and Chris were lying on one sofa, with Beer lying behind Chris, and Fairy and I were on the other, with us cuddling each other and me trailing my fingers up and down her arms. To confirm my suspicions wether or not we looked couplish (coss tbf, i was just being cuddly and sleepy at this point) Beer piped up with "Oh my, you two look sooo cute together!" We merely laughed this off with a slightly-awkward manner, and proceeded to carry on looking-couplish.
So finaly, at about fourish, we decided that it was time for bed (Well, sofa) since Chris had a DofE trip at nine, and Beer was getting picked up by her mommy at about eleven. With the lights off, I snuggled closer to Fairy and, throwing all caution to the wind murmured, "May I have a goodnight kiss?" Said innocent kiss escalated into a two-hour make-out session, with Beer half-waking at one point and murmuring "Whaa? I am awake you know! JDkjhsdaeij.." At one point in the night, though, Fairy must've extracted herself from my arms, coss when I woke up she was asleep on the floor. As was Beer. On the plus side, Chris and I slept vaaair finely :3
So yeah. Chris got picked up, and then Beer's mommy rang her saying she was at Aldi. Since Fairy lives, like, ten minutes away from le shop. We met Beer's mommy in the carpark, and she asked if Fairy and I fancied coming shopping with them. Since we didn't really have much else to do, we obliged, and spent a good half hour scaring all the people in the store. Good times, man, good times.
About fifteen minutes after this, Fairy and I were back in her house, preparing to watch Nightmare Before Christmas. Since it was Halloween, and we really just wanted to watch it. What actually happened was Fairy's mommy needed Fairy to find her camera. Although Fairy thinks she may've lost it at college. So I ended up watching NMBC on my own, whilst reading 'Daddys Little Earner'. About ten minutes after the film ended, Fairy came back in to the living room, apologising for being taken out of the room. I told her it was fine, only to be interuppted by Fairy's mommy coming in and telling us she was going out to Fairy's Nanny's house.
So about half an hour later, we had the house to ourself and I'd just fallen onto the floor from the sofa. Being myself, I decided to make a joke out of it, and was laying on the floor pretending to be different animals. At one point I was a cat, purring, with Fairy stroking my hair. That whole thing lasted for about half an hour, before I dragged Fairy to the floor with me, since I couldn't be bothered to get on the sofa. Now, the thing is, Fairy likes wearing necklaces. And I like biting them. So I grabbed her Anchor necklace, and pulled it (and consequently her) closer, and put it in my mouth. Now, instead of doing the normal thing and taking it from my mouth, Fairy must've decided that the best way to stop me biting her necklace was to slide her tongue into my mouth (You know, it's surprising how true that is). I won't go into the 'gory' details, but basically, about five hours after that, we were lying on the floor, with me laying on her chest, her playing with my hair, and both of us tired with a few newly acquired lovebites.
We eventually decided it was time for food. So we went into the kitchen. Where more making out went on. Pizza was cooked again, lips were kissed again, and Friends was watched. All too soon it was time to go town to try and find someone who was due to be coming round my house. We left each other at the bus stop, after giving each other a huge hug and chaste kiss. And all through the bus journey I was wondering "So.. What are we now?" The answer to that is still unknown.
I'll be honest, I don't remember much of last night. Only that I made out with everyone, Beth put her hands down my bra, and we all smoked too much hash. Yes. So, all in all, this weekend has been amazing, and I have some lovely memories, some sexy lovebites, and a lot of muscle ache.
Well, actually, it has. So shut up.
AND WHAT A BLOODY WEIRD TIME IT HAS BEEN.
I can smell ham. The house smells like ham and weed. Ahhh, party ftw.
Anyway. Yeah.
I'll start from Friday. Coss that's when things got interesting.
Ohwait, before I do.. Becca dumped me. Yes, but you wouldn't know it...
Friday started off like normal Fridays. I went to college. But I went to college dressed as Mihael Keehl from Death Note. Coss I'm that cool. So yeah. Went college, and then came home. Got ready for a gig, and then went town. Met Beckie (Who I will call 'Beer'), Chris and Becca (Fairy. My ex), Beer's boyfriend, and his friend. OFF TO THE GIG WE WENT. Well, after I snaffled a fag from Fairy and a can of coke from Beer.
The gig was Christian, surprisingly. But it was also pretty awesome. That finally finished at about ten. Which was when Fairy's mommy and daddy came to pick me, Beer, Chris and Fairy up, to take us back to Fairy's house.
We got back at about half ten/quarter to eleven. Mommy and daddy promptly went to bed. Us three promptly went to kitchen. In said kitchen we cooked a bunch of pizza's, drank a load of Budwiser and Jack Daniels, and had banterful times. We ended up painting Beer in Nutella, which was fun. For the most part, I was lying on Fairy's legs. Because I am lazy, and she is comfy. So yes. After eating, we took all the Bud into the living room, and lolled on the sofa. And by lolling on the sofa I mean Beer and Chris were lying on one sofa, with Beer lying behind Chris, and Fairy and I were on the other, with us cuddling each other and me trailing my fingers up and down her arms. To confirm my suspicions wether or not we looked couplish (coss tbf, i was just being cuddly and sleepy at this point) Beer piped up with "Oh my, you two look sooo cute together!" We merely laughed this off with a slightly-awkward manner, and proceeded to carry on looking-couplish.
So finaly, at about fourish, we decided that it was time for bed (Well, sofa) since Chris had a DofE trip at nine, and Beer was getting picked up by her mommy at about eleven. With the lights off, I snuggled closer to Fairy and, throwing all caution to the wind murmured, "May I have a goodnight kiss?" Said innocent kiss escalated into a two-hour make-out session, with Beer half-waking at one point and murmuring "Whaa? I am awake you know! JDkjhsdaeij.." At one point in the night, though, Fairy must've extracted herself from my arms, coss when I woke up she was asleep on the floor. As was Beer. On the plus side, Chris and I slept vaaair finely :3
So yeah. Chris got picked up, and then Beer's mommy rang her saying she was at Aldi. Since Fairy lives, like, ten minutes away from le shop. We met Beer's mommy in the carpark, and she asked if Fairy and I fancied coming shopping with them. Since we didn't really have much else to do, we obliged, and spent a good half hour scaring all the people in the store. Good times, man, good times.
About fifteen minutes after this, Fairy and I were back in her house, preparing to watch Nightmare Before Christmas. Since it was Halloween, and we really just wanted to watch it. What actually happened was Fairy's mommy needed Fairy to find her camera. Although Fairy thinks she may've lost it at college. So I ended up watching NMBC on my own, whilst reading 'Daddys Little Earner'. About ten minutes after the film ended, Fairy came back in to the living room, apologising for being taken out of the room. I told her it was fine, only to be interuppted by Fairy's mommy coming in and telling us she was going out to Fairy's Nanny's house.
So about half an hour later, we had the house to ourself and I'd just fallen onto the floor from the sofa. Being myself, I decided to make a joke out of it, and was laying on the floor pretending to be different animals. At one point I was a cat, purring, with Fairy stroking my hair. That whole thing lasted for about half an hour, before I dragged Fairy to the floor with me, since I couldn't be bothered to get on the sofa. Now, the thing is, Fairy likes wearing necklaces. And I like biting them. So I grabbed her Anchor necklace, and pulled it (and consequently her) closer, and put it in my mouth. Now, instead of doing the normal thing and taking it from my mouth, Fairy must've decided that the best way to stop me biting her necklace was to slide her tongue into my mouth (You know, it's surprising how true that is). I won't go into the 'gory' details, but basically, about five hours after that, we were lying on the floor, with me laying on her chest, her playing with my hair, and both of us tired with a few newly acquired lovebites.
We eventually decided it was time for food. So we went into the kitchen. Where more making out went on. Pizza was cooked again, lips were kissed again, and Friends was watched. All too soon it was time to go town to try and find someone who was due to be coming round my house. We left each other at the bus stop, after giving each other a huge hug and chaste kiss. And all through the bus journey I was wondering "So.. What are we now?" The answer to that is still unknown.
I'll be honest, I don't remember much of last night. Only that I made out with everyone, Beth put her hands down my bra, and we all smoked too much hash. Yes. So, all in all, this weekend has been amazing, and I have some lovely memories, some sexy lovebites, and a lot of muscle ache.
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