Blame it on me

Look, I got a new hoodie <3

Right. If I could have every girl I'd ever wanted that wanted me back, I would. I'm selfish and greedy. That much I coulda told you years ago.
But it's actually really frustrating dating someone younger than you. Well, so much younger. I just keep thinking 'I WANNA FUCK HER BRAINS OUT'. But obviously I can't. Not coss of the mandatory rape thing, but coss she doesn't get my advances.
I'm sure I was more sexually aware than she is by her age. Fucking grrrr.

But I shouldn't be complaining. Coss she's lovely. Really. But lovely doesn't give me an orgasm. Well. Yanno. Shut up, brain. Shut up. I'm not a slut, you see. My brain is. My brain's a big slut. And so's my body. But that's besides the point. Grrrr. SHUT UP, PIE. Okay, I will.