Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Oooofffffft.
Now I know why I chose media. We get to watch music videos with Hayley Williams in them, and programmes with hot chicks that kill vampires. I repeat: Oooooffffft.
Yes, sir, this is now my corner of the internet to unleash my sexual desires. Although not like some gamer nerd n00btube who faps off to Haruhi Suzumiya in some hentai game. I can get myself laid, thank you very much. But it's nice to have a place to type about sex whilst I'm not having sex, thinking about sex, or watching people make out whilst imagining them having sex.
For some reason, I thought of gay couples then; which also made me think about some guy who I used to know in Year 9, who I saw again today. The moment he turned to me with a limp wrist and a pouty "Hiya darlin'" I knew straight away he was a bowel banger. My suspicions were confirmed (surprise, surprise) about half a second later when a cute guy walked by us, and Mr Gay whispered a heavily-awed "Ouch!"
Anyway, enough about that. The thought of two guys making out does NOT turn me on. Two girls, on the other hand... Oooofffft.
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