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Stranger: ji
You: i'm a tree
Stranger: hi*
Stranger: :(?
You: i like to eat potatoes. the ones that are still covered in dirt
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from¿
You: YOU HAVE NEW CHAT PARTNER, HIGH FIVE!
Stranger: yes i have hi5
You: I are from Timbucktoo, is nice here. We have no jews, and no gypsys
Stranger: from?
Stranger: i am from ecuador
You: Although my sexual slave, he part gypsy and part jew
You: Eh, boy, do you like the jews?
Stranger: i am girl
You: Shut up, you boy now.
I will call you Batman
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You: I like to rape chickens
Stranger: hello
Stranger: me too
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You: Hallo. I am a 70 year old man. I would like to see you dance for me now, pretty boy.
Stranger: ooo! no way! so am I!
Stranger: if I dance I think I'll probably break my hip D:
You: You can join my band of gyspys, boy
Stranger: yay!
You: And we will heard goats, and sexual slaves
Stranger: are gyspys anything like gypsys?
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: goats are my favorite animal!
You: Noh, they are worse. The are like the jews.
Stranger: o....do I get a big noes too?
You: Only if you f*ck my cows again
Stranger: again? well darn
Stranger: I guess
You: So, gypsy boy, will you come to work on my farm, and be raped by me and my cousins?
Stranger: only if i can do the same :D
You: Nowai, hose.
My whores are mine. AND SO ARE THE HORSES!
Stranger: awwwww....I don't think this business transaction will work then
Stranger: I am off to find other little boys/goats to be my slaves, buh bye!
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(Shame, I liked this one, he woulda been good on my farm)

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Stranger: I AM PERFECTION

Stranger: PERFECTION

You: you have now entered hell. please do not touch the furniture

Stranger: I AM PERFECTION

Stranger: SO TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT

Stranger: GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT

Stranger: BRING IT ALL

You: i will take my shot to your head, filthy gypsy

Stranger: SOME THINGS ARE EXACTLY WHAT THEY SEEM

Stranger: I WILL DEFY THE TINHGS U DREAM

You: nothing is what it seems, we rape all we see

Stranger: GO CHECK THE SCORES AGAIN

You: i cannot count

Stranger: MAKE MINE A PERFECT TEN

You: HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME

You: I CANNOT COUNT

Stranger: THEY BROKE THE MOLD WHEN THEY MADE ME

Stranger: THEY SAW PERFECTION

Stranger: PERFECTION

You: they broke the mold because you are fat

Stranger: I AM PERFECTION

You: perfection died

You: you are dead

You: welcome to hell

Stranger: SO TAKE UR BEST SHOT GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT

Stranger: BRING IT ALL

You: please, do not touch the furniture

Stranger: THOSE LITTLE WHEELS WILL BURN

You: or my devilwhores will kill you

You: did you know, trolls eat spam?

Stranger: are you Satan?

You: i am, yes

You: and i fucked your father

Stranger: Did u? So did i

You: the bitch likes his meat raw

Stranger: did he do that guitar thing with you?

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Stranger: Hello !!

Stranger: How are u stranger ?

You: my penis is in the other room, it is talking to your mother.

You: retrieve it for me, please?

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: 21 m

Stranger: uk

You: i am a freak. i like freaky sex.

You: and im thirteen

You: you, sir, are a paedophile

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You: do you have cookies?

Stranger: YES!

Stranger: want some?

You: OMG, THE DARK SIDE! I FOUND YOU!

Stranger: =D

Stranger: - hands cookies to you -

You: now, where are the jews and the gypsys? i would like to blow things up...

Stranger: D:

You: they make nice sex face, you know?

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: mhm

You: this is why we starve them

You: to breed with the chickens

You: now, dance for me, pretty boy

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(Goodbye, sweet dark side)