Bigger than my boots.

Ugh, I swear, if I end up being stuck in Leicester my whole life, I will kill myself.
I was sat here, reading through tweets and the like, and read that http://twitter.com/nopolymerchains has been in Westfield. And also the Hummingbird Bakery.
And it made me realise that I miss London. Yes, London.
And theeen, I was thinking even more and realised I miss Florida.

I DON'T WANNA LIVE IN LEICESTER NO MORE DX

Although I suppose I do have some amazing friends, and the bestest girlfriend in the world ^-^
No no no, not Anny. Dumped her. I have a Leicester-based girlfriend now, Becca. And even though she won't read this, I bare love her. She gives me squigglies :3

Right, I guess that's all I can be bothered to blog about right now. Since I'm too hungry to think about anything.

Manga in the Library? No, just comic books.

Well. The friends I mentioned splitting up? Yeah, they're back together. I was getting sick of them both being depressed and was like 'LOOK, JUST ASK EACH OTHER BACK OUT!' Some people are idiots -.- It's like, they can post all about it on Facebook or something, but ask them to talk about it and suddenly silence. FOR GOD'S SAKE! Aaaanyway.

I shouldn't blog at seven in the morning. I'm really tetchy when I wake up, till about ten-half ten. So, I'm going to go. My foot itches. Shut up.

A turn of events, babe.

Why hello. I'm fucking awesome. And I'm happy. And I don't know why. Not that I'm complaining. It's probably coss I'm going to Whitby Goth Weekend on the 31st of October. Where I shall be meeting Anny (That's the current, for those who don't know.) I don't know. Anyway, I'm holding on to this feeling. It's fuckin' awesome.

Cbf with a real blog. Have another list. This time there are actual fact(things) about me (:

1. I often prefer my internet friends to my IRL friends.
2. My middle name is 'Marie'.
3. I adore the song Skillet 'Better Than Drugs', although 'tis sometimes painful to listen to :\
4. I'm still not sure what I want to do when I 'grow up'
5. Jeni, Callum and my Daddy are pretty much my family, as f**ked up as they are.
6. & I love them (The people in '5', that is)
7. I've turned a few people bi without actually meaning to.
8. I sometimes find myself daydreaming about Primary School.
9. My mind changes more than my underwear.
10. I find it scarily easy to lie.
11. Regina Spektor - Fidelity is possibly the most played song on iTunes from this past week.
12. I can relate lyrics to EVERY event in my life.
13. For a while, I wanted glasses and braces.
14. I've "been bisexual" for about three years now
15. The one thing I dispise is cheaters/liars. They're kinda mixed tbh. Since they're the same.
16. I like to put my headphones in on the bus, and then listen to other people's conversation.
17. Most of the time I wish people were more like me; There'd be less arguments that way.
18. I still believe in wishing on those little fluffy things. I call them 'Jinny Joes'
19. My imaginary friends are cooler than yours. Yes, I still have imaginary friends. So what?
20. Once upon a time I was on the verge of becoming bipolar.
21. Crying yourself to sleep is a waste of bodily fluids. FACT.
22. I wouldn't p**s on certan people if they were on fire.
23. 'The Call' by Regina Spektor makes me cry happy tears <3
24. I never liked math. Although I was good at it (I mean, I got a "B" in GCSE!)
25. I love the fact that my Media teacher is so cool, he's watched Death Note
~END~


They made a statue of us
And it put it on a mountain top
Now tourists come and stare at us
Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs for fun, for fun!

Blame it on me

Look, I got a new hoodie <3

Right. If I could have every girl I'd ever wanted that wanted me back, I would. I'm selfish and greedy. That much I coulda told you years ago.
But it's actually really frustrating dating someone younger than you. Well, so much younger. I just keep thinking 'I WANNA FUCK HER BRAINS OUT'. But obviously I can't. Not coss of the mandatory rape thing, but coss she doesn't get my advances.
I'm sure I was more sexually aware than she is by her age. Fucking grrrr.

But I shouldn't be complaining. Coss she's lovely. Really. But lovely doesn't give me an orgasm. Well. Yanno. Shut up, brain. Shut up. I'm not a slut, you see. My brain is. My brain's a big slut. And so's my body. But that's besides the point. Grrrr. SHUT UP, PIE. Okay, I will.

Blutac smells like shortbread, and tastes like shit.

You know what else is shit? The fact I know something that someone else doesn't. And it's a vair vair important something that this someone doesn't know. And the thing that the someone doesn't know is that he's going to dump her. Tomorrow. And he decided to tell me that he was gonna do it. Today. Knowing full well I'd talk to her. It's torture not being able to say anything. And I know on Monday I'm gonna have to hold her hand and calm her down. All it'll take is one word and the floodgates will open. SRSLY, I know.

Anyway. Today was also shit. Purely coss the Becca mentioned in a previous entry wasn't in town. But the bitch who cheated on her was. And the bitch was stood with one of my mates, Turner, who yelled "PIE!" (Pie being me) and expected me to go over to them. I couldn't. Else I would've punched the silly bitch, stamped on her head and screamed "HOW DARE YOU, YOU BOTTLE BLONDE SLUT! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!"

Ahem. Anyway. Yeah.
Got a new septum horseshoe today. It looks awesome. Even though it's exactly the same as the old one. Shut up. I'm also being a dirty sellout. Coss tomorrow, at about twelve o'clock, I shall be buying my very own Cullen hoodie. They're epic, and look so cosy. Either that, or I'll try and buy the big fluffy jacket I saw. But I'll probably get the Cullen hoodie. And some ballet pumps. And if I get the ballet pumps, I'll want black skinnies =]

DADDY, GET YER WALLET OUT!

Angst swan is angsting

Ugh, I feel so fucked up. Nothing's the same anymore. The person I used to admire, love and consider a big sister, is the same person who has twisted and changed the personality of one of the loveliest girls you coulda ever hoped to've met.
I feel like I'm in mourning, coss I know the Tazzy I used to love is dead. So is that Sana that used to love Becca, and whom Becca loved back. The Tazzy & Sana's that I remember wouldn't've fucked each other. Especially since Becca was with Sana at the time. I just feel like crying all the time. This is never how I thought it would be. I never knew the people I trusted most could hurt me, by hurting someone else.
I know Becca's probably never gonna read this,but she should know that I fucking love her so much,& that I'd kill anyone for her.. I'd even die for her..if it meant she'd smile again :\

This is just so fucked up.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. WANK.
And not even in a good way. I think I may love Becca.
Like... love her a lot. Coss I'm literally in tears and I don't even know why. All I know is that I wanna rip Sana's head off, and burn Tazzy's tattoo off. Fucking stupid bitches, the both of them.

Internetical genius

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You: i'm a tree
Stranger: hi*
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You: i like to eat potatoes. the ones that are still covered in dirt
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from¿
You: YOU HAVE NEW CHAT PARTNER, HIGH FIVE!
Stranger: yes i have hi5
You: I are from Timbucktoo, is nice here. We have no jews, and no gypsys
Stranger: from?
Stranger: i am from ecuador
You: Although my sexual slave, he part gypsy and part jew
You: Eh, boy, do you like the jews?
Stranger: i am girl
You: Shut up, you boy now.
I will call you Batman
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You: I like to rape chickens
Stranger: hello
Stranger: me too
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You: Hallo. I am a 70 year old man. I would like to see you dance for me now, pretty boy.
Stranger: ooo! no way! so am I!
Stranger: if I dance I think I'll probably break my hip D:
You: You can join my band of gyspys, boy
Stranger: yay!
You: And we will heard goats, and sexual slaves
Stranger: are gyspys anything like gypsys?
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: goats are my favorite animal!
You: Noh, they are worse. The are like the jews.
Stranger: o....do I get a big noes too?
You: Only if you f*ck my cows again
Stranger: again? well darn
Stranger: I guess
You: So, gypsy boy, will you come to work on my farm, and be raped by me and my cousins?
Stranger: only if i can do the same :D
You: Nowai, hose.
My whores are mine. AND SO ARE THE HORSES!
Stranger: awwwww....I don't think this business transaction will work then
Stranger: I am off to find other little boys/goats to be my slaves, buh bye!
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(Shame, I liked this one, he woulda been good on my farm)

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Stranger: I AM PERFECTION

Stranger: PERFECTION

You: you have now entered hell. please do not touch the furniture

Stranger: I AM PERFECTION

Stranger: SO TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT

Stranger: GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT

Stranger: BRING IT ALL

You: i will take my shot to your head, filthy gypsy

Stranger: SOME THINGS ARE EXACTLY WHAT THEY SEEM

Stranger: I WILL DEFY THE TINHGS U DREAM

You: nothing is what it seems, we rape all we see

Stranger: GO CHECK THE SCORES AGAIN

You: i cannot count

Stranger: MAKE MINE A PERFECT TEN

You: HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME

You: I CANNOT COUNT

Stranger: THEY BROKE THE MOLD WHEN THEY MADE ME

Stranger: THEY SAW PERFECTION

Stranger: PERFECTION

You: they broke the mold because you are fat

Stranger: I AM PERFECTION

You: perfection died

You: you are dead

You: welcome to hell

Stranger: SO TAKE UR BEST SHOT GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT

Stranger: BRING IT ALL

You: please, do not touch the furniture

Stranger: THOSE LITTLE WHEELS WILL BURN

You: or my devilwhores will kill you

You: did you know, trolls eat spam?

Stranger: are you Satan?

You: i am, yes

You: and i fucked your father

Stranger: Did u? So did i

You: the bitch likes his meat raw

Stranger: did he do that guitar thing with you?

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Stranger: Hello !!

Stranger: How are u stranger ?

You: my penis is in the other room, it is talking to your mother.

You: retrieve it for me, please?

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: 21 m

Stranger: uk

You: i am a freak. i like freaky sex.

You: and im thirteen

You: you, sir, are a paedophile

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You: do you have cookies?

Stranger: YES!

Stranger: want some?

You: OMG, THE DARK SIDE! I FOUND YOU!

Stranger: =D

Stranger: - hands cookies to you -

You: now, where are the jews and the gypsys? i would like to blow things up...

Stranger: D:

You: they make nice sex face, you know?

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: mhm

You: this is why we starve them

You: to breed with the chickens

You: now, dance for me, pretty boy

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(Goodbye, sweet dark side)

Is 8 a lucky number in Japan?

I'm stealing this idea from http://saysomethingclever.tumblr.com/ coss he's awesome, and he made the Gremlin (Okay, Emilie, since I no longer need to keep her safe from prying eyes xD) happy-cry

These are a few of my favourite things:

• Hotdogs. With lots of caramellised onions.
• Spilling things down my chest.
• Getting people to lick said things off.
• Calling English/Non-Scottish people "Boaby".
• Ghost Whisperer
• Boobies
• Boabies
• Blue eyes
• The words "WANK" and "BOLLOCKS" combined to make "WANKYBOLLOCKS"
• Purposefully bad films like Mall Cop
• Florida
• Shopping in Camden with Emilie
• People falling over
• Sleepovers
• Rolling around in freshly-cut grass.
• College banter
• Seeing good people get what they've always deserved.
• Taking pictures when people aren't looking.
• Yelling obscene things like "PEDOBEAR" and "I NEED A PISS"
• Laughter.
• Really bad chat up lines

And loads more of things, that I've forgotten (: